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001 - When you're dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
002 - It's your day! Eat cake for breakfast!
003 - I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered, but I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog - no good in bed, but fine against a wall. ~Eleanor Roosevelt
004 - Celebrate your day! Eat Cake! Indulge (a waist is a terrible thing to mind.)
005 - Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable!
006 - A toast to you on your day, with wine in hand, one reaches the happy state
007 - Why should happy only be an hour
008 - Kindness is the new Cool. Inner Peace is the new SUCCESS.
009 - May the peace of the wilderness be with you.
010 - Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave
011 - A dog has the soul of a philosopher
012 - Life is not about how you survive the storm, it is about how you dance in the rain
013 - You've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.
014 - To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die.
015 - May you build a ladder to the stars and climb on every rung. May your heart always be joyful. May your song always be sung. May you stay forever young.
016 - Love is a condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. ~Robert A. Heinlein
017 - Advice from a tree, stand tall and proud
018 - The best things in life aren't things (cactus)
019 - A book is a garden carried in the pocket
020 - You may only be one person to the world, but you may also be the world to one person. You're that part of me I'll always need.
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021 - There is more to life than increasing its speed, be the change you want to see in the world
022 - Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events
023 - In Guad we trust
024 - With age come wisdom and cattitude. State of feeling immensely superior, but not arrogant.
025 - If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space
026 - Young. Old. Just words. ~George Burns - Inside we feel like our shoe size!
027 - Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting
028 - Come on people now smile on your brother
029 - Grow old with me. The best is yet to be. ~Robert Browning
030 - It's a privilege to share one's life with a dog - a being made of pure joy and genuine dignity.
031 - Rest assured, my cub, a lion never loses sleep over the opinion of sheep
032 - That which does not kill us makes us stronger, except bears.
033 - We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once
034 - I don't think enjoying life is an exclusive prerogative of young people
035 - Our birthdays are feathers on the broad wing of time. ~Jean Paul
036 - Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen
037 - You are the artist of your life, don't give the paintbrush to anyone else
038 - Wash your hands, say your prayers. Jesus and germs are everywhere.
039 - You Rock
040 - I drink wine to make people more interesting
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041 - One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. ~Will Rogers
042 - The true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good
043 - I do not bring back from the journey the same self that I took
044 - Way to Go! Good luck on your new adventure
045 - The best things in life aren't things (ocean scene)
046 - Why is a guy with tats and pierced ears good marriage material? He's made a lifetime commitment and bought jewelry.
047 - We are all mortal until …. The first kiss and the second glass of wine ~Eduardo Galeano
048 - You are the Queen of the forkin' universe
049 - Do one thing every day that scares you
050 - Good judgement comes from experience
051 - We're not old, we can do just as much as ever, but we'd rather not.
052 - Live every day like you're hair's on fire
053 - Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. ~Anais Nin
054 - Why don't well-bred southern girls engage in spring break orgies? Too many thank you notes.
055 - After everything that's happened, how can the world still be so beautiful? Because it is. ~Margaret Atwood
056 - Another belief of mine, that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise
057 - Age is relative. E=mc2 (Einstein)
058 - Some days it feels like all I'm doing is rearranging deckchairs on the Titanic.
059 - Beautiful old people are works of art. ~Eleanor Roosevelt
060 - We are not here to see through one another, but to see one another through
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061 - Not all those who wander are lost
062 - I have found that if you love life, life will love you back
063 - Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. ~Drew Carey
064 - I have always imagined that paradise will be some kind of library
065 - Go to heaven for the climate, Hell for the company
066 - Nothing is more unnerving to the truly conventional than the unashamed misfit. ~J. K. Rowling
067 - If I had a flower for every time I thought of you
068 - Sleeping, Working, Eating, Looking for things I had just a minute ago - My Life
069 - Bliss, give me books, french wine, fruit
070 - The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page
071 - See your life as a great adventure. Remember that every dream starts off small. Keep pushing the envelope. ~Robin Sharma
072 - Elegance is the only beauty that never fades. ~Audrey Hepburn
073 - If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning
074 - There are two means of refuge from the misery of life: Music and cats. ~Albert Schweitzer
075 - When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people. ~Abraham Heschel
076 - If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun
077 - The world is your oyster, it's up to you to find the pearl. ~Chris Gardner
078 - Smart enough to know better, old enough not to care.
079 - A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and sings it back to you when you've forgotten the words.
080 - I've put myself in time out until I can play nice with others. This may take awhile.
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081 - In my defense, the moon was full, and I was left unsupervised.
082a - Today you are you, that is truer than true! There is no one alive who is youER than you! ~Dr. Seuss - Happy birthday to you!
082b - Today you are you, that is truer than true! There is no one alive who is youER than you! ~Dr. Seuss
083 - I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. ~Edgar Allen Poe
084 - If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough. ~Meister Eckhart
085 - I'll love you till the cows come home, and longer
086 - My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was sixty. She's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is! ~Ellen DeGeneres
087 - We are the people our parents warned us about
088 - We neither get better or worse as we get older, but more like ourselves. ~Sr. Robert Anthony
089 - Live like someone left the gate open!
090 - Being kind is more important than being right. ~Andy Rooney
091 - Walk around feeling like a leaf. Know you could tumble any second. Then decide what to do with y our time. ~Naomi Shihab Nye
092 - People who think that Global Warming is FAKE believe that pro-wrestling is REAL!
093 - Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. ~Dr. Seuss
094 - Special friends will never be forgotten. The dog represents all that is best in man. ~Etienne Charlet
095 - Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. ~Henry David Thoreau
096 - You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. ~C. S. Lewis
097 - Life is short, buy the shoes
098 - You are the sun, I am the moon. You are the words, I am the tune. Play me. ~Neil Diamond
099 - With deepest sympathy for your loss. … he will be our friend for always and always and always. ~Rudyard Kipling
100 - Thanks for putting a smile on my face.
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101 - Choose joy! It is loud, like God laughing. Thunder, when a drought has gone on too long. ~Marian Aitches
102 - The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. ~Bertrand Russell
103 - Dogs have Masters, cats have staff
104 - Thousands of years ago cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. ~Terry Pratchett
105 - Grow your own dope, plant a man
106 - Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got. ~Janis Joplin
107 - You are definitely my type.
108 - I love you to the moon and back.
109 - You're not over the hill; You're just on the back nine! Have a good round.
110 - Dogs' lives are too short, their only fault, really ~Agnes Sligh Turnbull
111 - The older the violin, the sweeter the music.
112 - I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 5 years in a row.
113 - Motherhood, all love begins and ends there. ~Robert Browning
114 - You are special. Resolve to be tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant with the week and wrong --- because sometime in your life, you will have been all of these.
115 - Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow. ~George F. Will - Time spent with a cat is never wasted. ~Colette
116 - I am an Exquisite Black Queen - Respect is Mandatory! ~Stephanie Lahart
117 - Dogs are children. Cats are teenagers.
118 - Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes … including you. ~Anne Lamott
119 - Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction. ~Antoine De Sant-Exupery
120 - We shall not go quietly back to the 50s.
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121 - The older I get, the fewer people I actually like. You continue to make the cut.
122 - Men are like wine -- some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. ~Pope John XXIII'
123 - God comes to us disguised as our life. ~Paula D'Arcy
124 - Celebrate your day! Dance! Trust Me! You really CAN dance! ~Vodka
125 - I love you more today than yesterday. You really got on my nerves yesterday.
126 - Run Wild!! Be excessive!! It's your birthday!! (as if you need a reason)
127 - How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good deed in a weary world. ~Shakespeare
128 - I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. ~Lily Tomlin
129 - When your children are teenagers, it is important to have a dog so someone in the house is happy to see you. ~Nora Ephron
130 - Expect nothing, live frugally on surprise
131 - A true friend is a rare bird.
132 - If a woman ruled the world there would be no wars!! Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
133 - Why does life feel to us as we experience it so desperately urgent and so utterly pointless at the same time? ~John Updike
134 - Be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.
135 - People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But people will never forget how you made them feel. ~Maya Angelou
136 - Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
137 - Thanks! Happy as a sea gull with a French fry.
138 - Keep calm and carry on.
139 - Things that get better with age .. And you!
140 - Only those who care about you can year you when you're quiet.
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141 - If someone throws stones at you, throw flowers back... in a clay pot.
142 - We all need five hugs a day just for maintenance!
143 - Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, you're a mile away and you have his shoes. ~Dave Barry
144 - We could slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. ~Will Rogers - Happy Birthday
145 - Sometimes you hear a voice through the door calling you. This turning toward what you deeply love saves you. ~Rumi
146 - We ought to do good to others as simply as ... a bee makes honey. ~Marcus Aurelius
147 - Sorry I haven't gotten back to you. I've been busy -- just opened a whole new can of worms.
148 - Time and memories. Sometimes fishing is about much more than fish.
149 - I've fallen in love many times, always with you.
150 - So many things I would have done but clouds got in my way ... It's never too late to be what you might have been. ~George Elliot
151 - No matter how far you have gone on a wrong road, turn back. ~Turkish proverb
152 - Winter, spring, summer or fall. All you have to do is call and I'll be there. You've got a friend. ~Carole King
153 - Be yourself. Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind. ~Bernard Baruch
154 - Rejoice, two unique souls have come together and fallen in love!
155 - Women love you, fish fear you
156 - Always forgive your enemies
157 - Wine does not make you fat, it makes you lean… against friends, chairs, tables, walls…
158 - You have to meet people where they are, and sometimes you have to leave them there. ~Lyania Vanzant
159 - A star shone at the hour of our meeting.
160 - When I count my blessings, I count you twice
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161 - Happy Birthday! It's all about attitude and authenticity.
162 - One of the chief pleasures of middle age is looking back at the people you didn't marry.
163 - I have no fear of depths and a great fear of shallow living.
164 - Sometimes love doesn't come to us. We have to go out hunting. It's like pigs looking for truffles. It's called dating. ~Patti LuPone
165 - Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself. ~Eleanor Roosevelt.
166 - You'll always be a chick magnet!
167 - Love is friendship set on fire
168 - No person has the right to rain on your dreams
169 - I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
170 - I can't stop drinking about you
171 - The most important reason for going from one place to another is to see what's in between. ~Norton Juster
172 - The older we get, the earlier it gets late.
173 - Leap and the net will appear. ~John Burroughs
174 - Follow your inner moonlight. ~Allen Ginsberg
175 - Gee it's fun raising things that never ever talk back to me.
176 - You're no better than anybody else, but nobody is better than you. Follow your passion. ~Katherine Johnson - NASA Pioneer
177 - We have nothing to fear but fear itself… and spiders
178 - Friendship is a sheltering tree. ~Samuel Coleridge
179 - In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different. ~Coco Chanel
180 - Why fit in When you were born to stand out. ~Dr. Seuss
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181 - Not knowing when dawn will come, I open every door. ~Emily Dickinson
182 - Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite.
183 - If you don't ask, the answer is always no. ~Nora Roberts
184 - Impossible. A word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. ~Napoleon Bonaparte
185 - Life isn't about finding yourself, it's about creating yourself. A work in progress.
186 - Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
187 - When I die, please bury me on a golf course ... so my husband will visit me often.
188 - Age doesn't matter unless you're a banana or an avocado.
189 - Everything in moderation. Including moderation. ~Oscar Wilde
190 - Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting so get on your way! ~Dr. Seuss
191 - Life is mostly froth and bubble, two things stand like stone - Kindness in another's trouble, Courage in your own. ~Adam Lindsay Gordon
192 - Verba volant, scripta manent. Spoken words fly away, written words remain. ~Latin proverb
193 - Sometimes it's okay if the only thing you did today was breathe. ~Yumi Sakugawa
194 - In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
195 - Rise and Dine! Happy Father's Day! Want breakfast in bed? Sleep in the kitchen.
196 - If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends?
197 - My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. ~Dame Edith Sitwell
198 - How bold one gets when one is sure of being loved. ~Sigmund Freud
199 - I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. ~Emma Goldman
200 - The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. ~Henry Boye
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201 - Hope that you are having a Willy good day!
202 - Cheap therapy
203 - It would take a helluva man to replace no man at all. ~Anna Quindlen
204 - You are a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key. ~Winston Churchill
205 - Some days… the best thing about my job is that my chair spins.
206 - Tweet others as U would like 2B tweeted
207 - Dancing is a short cut to happiness
208 - Heaven, where you meet all of the cats you have ever loved.
209 - If there are no dogs in heaven … when I die I want to go where they went. ~Will Rogers
210 - If you carry your childhood with you, you never become older. ~Abraham Sutzkever
211 - Don't diet, do cattitude. Cats instinctively arrange themselves in slim poses.
212 - If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. ~Andy Rooney
213 - Let's take our hearts for a walk in the woods and listen to the magic whispers of old trees.
214 - Thanks, mom, for reading us more than the riot act.
215 - When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. ~Mark Twain
216 - You were wild once! Don't let them tame you! ~Isadora Duncan
217 - Years, lovers and glasses of wine; These things must not be counted. ~Anthony Capella
218 - Old will always be 15 years older than we are
219 - Always be a little kinder than necessary. ~James M. Barrie
220f - Your time is limited … don't waste it living someone else's life. Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. ~Steve Jobs
220m -Your time is limited … don't waste it living someone else's life. Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. ~Steve Jobs
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221 - And, in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. ~The Beatles
222 - Someday we old folks will use cursive writing as a secret code.
223 - You light up my life. You are the horseradish in my Bloody Mary.
224 - Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~Robert A Heinlein
225 - If we are friends much longer, we'll start to look alike.
226 - You are the sky. Everything else - it's just the weather. ~Pema Chodron
227 - Looking for trouble! There's no BUDDY like a BROTHER.
228 - Love has a powerful way of removing the mask we all insist on wearing
229 - If life is really all about the journey… can I ride in your car?
230 - Ring the bells that still can ring... There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. That's how the light gets in. ~Leonard Cohen, poet
231 - Tell me what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? ~Mary Oliver
232 - Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable. ~Cesar A. Cruz
233 - I carry your heart with me (I carry it in my heart.)
234 - Moochas Gracias
235 - Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from indomitable will. ~Gandhi
236 - You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. ~Colette
237 - When you see crazy coming, cross the street! ~Lyania Vanzant
238 - Keep going! Embrace plan B!
239 - You know, the trouble with real life? There's no danger music. ~The Cable Guy
240 - Happiness often sneaks through a door, you didn't know you left open.
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241 - Just sayin' Family is an F-Word
242 - I am mother, hear me roar!
243 - Fight like a girl, this is our time. Equality, Dignity. Power
244 - The butterfly does not look back upon its caterpillar self, either fondly or wistfully; it simply flies on. ~Guillermo del Torro
245 - We go together like drunk and disorderly
246 - To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. ~William James
247 - The last thing I want do to is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
248 - I am no longer accepting the things I cannot change. I am changing the things I cannot accept. ~Angela Davis
249 - Love being 60+. Made a bucket list! Then made "B" an "F". ~Jerry Seinfeld
250 - Life is not a fairy tale. If you lost your slipper at midnight, you were probably drunk.
251 - We can't always Walk the Walk, but if you need someone to Drink the Drink, I'm your girl.
252 - Yesterday I saw a squirrel trying to carry a bottle of wine up a tree! I think I've found my Spirit Animal!
253 - Grief isn't something you get over. It's something you go through. Time goes by so slowly, but time can do so much.
254 - Women with a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
255 - Cheers! Have another drink! Celebrate, in dog beers, you've only had ONE!
256 - HOPE begins in the dark. ~Ann Lamott
257 - Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket. Save it for a rainy day!
258 - Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath, and a glass of wine. ~Thomas Aquinas
259 - Sky above, Earth below, Peace within
260 - I may be your biggest fan
MOTHER'S DAY / BABY
B01 - A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman… the handsomest two things that can be seen. ~Benjamin Franklin
B02 - When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of the fairies. ~Peter Pan
B03 - I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity ~Eleanor Roosevelt
B04 - Motherhood, All love begins and ends there. ~Robert Browning
MD01 - Happy Mother's Day! Nine times out of ten, children get their awesomeness from their Mother!
MD02 - Mom, your strength, open arms and understanding heart have given me the wings to fly. Happy Mother's Day!
MD03 - Happy Mother's Day! One to whom you hurry when you are troubled. ~Emily Dickinson
MD04 - Don't forget to pick up a bottle of wine for your mom for Mother's Day… because you're one of the reasons she drinks.
MD05 - Mom is a title just above queen! Happy Mother's Day!
MD06 - Thank you! For raising the man of my dreams! Happy Mother's Day
MD07 - Gee… it's fun raising things that never every talk back to me! Happy Mother's Day
MD08 - Mom. Thanks for being my role model.
MD09 - Mom. Domestic goddess and dragon slayer!
MD10 - Thanks, Mom, for reading us more than the riot act.
MD11 - You never really realize how awesomely well-stocked your parent's fridge is until you move away.
FATHER'S DAY
FD01 - Hot Dad, your uncool coolness always inspires me!
FD02 - Dad. Not all superheroes wear capes! Happy Father's Day
FD03 - Time & Memories. Best Grandpa ever! Sometimes fishing is about much more than fish.
FD04 - Dad, you're neat
FD05 - Rise and Dine! Happy Father's Day! Want breakfast in bed? Sleep in the kitchen.
FD06 - Happy Father's Day! Women love you. Fish fear you.
FD07 - Rest assured, my cub. A lion never loses sleep over the opinion of sheep.
HOLIDAY
C01 - God bless us every one! ** No exceptions **
C02 - A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle.
C03 - Peace on earth, good will to men. If women ruled the world, there would be no wars.. Just jealous countries not speaking to each other.
C03 - Holiday wishes for peace on earth, if women ruled the world there would be no wars
C04 - Season's greetings. Live every day like your hair's on fire ~Zen Proverb
C05 - When I'm asked, "Where is your Christmas Spirit?" is it wrong to point to the wine rack?
C06 - Yes, Santa, I have been naughty this year. And it was worth it... you fat, judgmental geezer
NY01 - Season's greetings. Have a daring New Year!
NY02 - Cheers to a New Year! And another chance for us to get it right! ~Oprah Winfrey
GRADUATION
G01 - Way to go, Graduate! Look out world! Life always bursts the boundaries of formulas. {male images}
G02 - Way to go, Graduate! Look out world! Life always bursts the boundaries of formulas. {female images}
G03 - Your time is limited ... don't waste it living someone else's life. Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. ~Steve Jobs {male images}
G04 - Your time is limited ... don't waste it living someone else's life. Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. ~Steve Jobs {female images}
G05 - Don't let dogma dim your karma, congratulations
G06 - Congratulations Graduate! You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. ~Colette
G07 - Graduate, congratulations. Look out world, My education was interrupted only by my schooling. ~Winston Churchill
G08 - Graduate … Leap and the net will appear. ~John Burroughs
G09 - Way to go! Good luck on your new adventure! May the bridges you've burned light the way.
G10 - Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. LIVE the life you have IMAGINED. ~Henry David Thoreau
G11 - Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself. ~Eleanor Roosevelt
G12 - Life isn't about finding yourself. It's about creating yourself. A work in progress.
G13 - Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? ~Mary Oliver
G14 - Advice from a tree: STAND TALL and PROUD. Drink plenty of water. Seek nourishment from earth, fresh air, light. Be content with your natural beauty. Be flexible. Dance in the breezes. Remember your roots.
G15 - See your life as a great adventure. Remember that every dream starts off small. Keep pushing the envelope. ~Robin Sharma
POLITICAL
P01 - What Washington needs is adult supervision. ~President Obama
P02 - People who think that Global Warming is fake believe pro wrestling is real!
P03 - The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil ... is for good men to do nothing. ~Edmond Burke
P04 - Make America think again!
P05 - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large crowds. ~George Carlin
P06 - Don't blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus. ~Dan Nielson
P07 - Members of Congress should be compelled to wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers… so that we could identify their corporate sponsors
P08 - The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos. ~Jim Hightower
P09 - When everybody does better, Everybody does better. ~Jim Hightower
P10 - I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one!
P11 - Boxers or briefs? Depends.
P12 - In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. ~Napoleon Bonaparte
WOMEN ROCK
003 - I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered, but I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog - no good in bed, but fine against a wall. ~Eleanor Roosevelt
010 - Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave
022 - Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events
024 - With age come wisdom and cattitude. State of feeling immensely superior, but not arrogant.
039 - You Rock
048 - You are the Queen of the forkin' universe
050 - Good judgement comes from experience
052 - Live every day like you're hair's on fire
053 - Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. ~Anais Nin
073 - If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning
076 - If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun
087 - We are the people our parents warned us about
105 - Grow your own dope, plant a man
116 - I am an Exquisite Black Queen - Respect is Mandatory! ~Stephanie Lahart
120 - We shall not go quietly back to the 50s.
132 - If a woman ruled the world there would be no wars!! Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
179 - In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different. ~Coco Chanel
180 - Why fit in When you were born to stand out. ~Dr. Seuss
203 - It would take a helluva man to replace no man at all. ~Anna Quindlen
224 - Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~Robert A Heinlein
243 - Fight like a girl, this is our time. Equality, Dignity. Power
001 - When you're dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
002 - It's your day! Eat cake for breakfast!
003 - I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered, but I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog - no good in bed, but fine against a wall. ~Eleanor Roosevelt
004 - Celebrate your day! Eat Cake! Indulge (a waist is a terrible thing to mind.)
005 - Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable!
006 - A toast to you on your day, with wine in hand, one reaches the happy state
007 - Why should happy only be an hour
008 - Kindness is the new Cool. Inner Peace is the new SUCCESS.
009 - May the peace of the wilderness be with you.
010 - Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave
011 - A dog has the soul of a philosopher
012 - Life is not about how you survive the storm, it is about how you dance in the rain
013 - You've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.
014 - To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die.
015 - May you build a ladder to the stars and climb on every rung. May your heart always be joyful. May your song always be sung. May you stay forever young.
016 - Love is a condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. ~Robert A. Heinlein
017 - Advice from a tree, stand tall and proud
018 - The best things in life aren't things (cactus)
019 - A book is a garden carried in the pocket
020 - You may only be one person to the world, but you may also be the world to one person. You're that part of me I'll always need.
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021 - There is more to life than increasing its speed, be the change you want to see in the world
022 - Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events
023 - In Guad we trust
024 - With age come wisdom and cattitude. State of feeling immensely superior, but not arrogant.
025 - If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space
026 - Young. Old. Just words. ~George Burns - Inside we feel like our shoe size!
027 - Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting
028 - Come on people now smile on your brother
029 - Grow old with me. The best is yet to be. ~Robert Browning
030 - It's a privilege to share one's life with a dog - a being made of pure joy and genuine dignity.
031 - Rest assured, my cub, a lion never loses sleep over the opinion of sheep
032 - That which does not kill us makes us stronger, except bears.
033 - We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once
034 - I don't think enjoying life is an exclusive prerogative of young people
035 - Our birthdays are feathers on the broad wing of time. ~Jean Paul
036 - Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen
037 - You are the artist of your life, don't give the paintbrush to anyone else
038 - Wash your hands, say your prayers. Jesus and germs are everywhere.
039 - You Rock
040 - I drink wine to make people more interesting
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041 - One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. ~Will Rogers
042 - The true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good
043 - I do not bring back from the journey the same self that I took
044 - Way to Go! Good luck on your new adventure
045 - The best things in life aren't things (ocean scene)
046 - Why is a guy with tats and pierced ears good marriage material? He's made a lifetime commitment and bought jewelry.
047 - We are all mortal until …. The first kiss and the second glass of wine ~Eduardo Galeano
048 - You are the Queen of the forkin' universe
049 - Do one thing every day that scares you
050 - Good judgement comes from experience
051 - We're not old, we can do just as much as ever, but we'd rather not.
052 - Live every day like you're hair's on fire
053 - Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. ~Anais Nin
054 - Why don't well-bred southern girls engage in spring break orgies? Too many thank you notes.
055 - After everything that's happened, how can the world still be so beautiful? Because it is. ~Margaret Atwood
056 - Another belief of mine, that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise
057 - Age is relative. E=mc2 (Einstein)
058 - Some days it feels like all I'm doing is rearranging deckchairs on the Titanic.
059 - Beautiful old people are works of art. ~Eleanor Roosevelt
060 - We are not here to see through one another, but to see one another through
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061 - Not all those who wander are lost
062 - I have found that if you love life, life will love you back
063 - Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. ~Drew Carey
064 - I have always imagined that paradise will be some kind of library
065 - Go to heaven for the climate, Hell for the company
066 - Nothing is more unnerving to the truly conventional than the unashamed misfit. ~J. K. Rowling
067 - If I had a flower for every time I thought of you
068 - Sleeping, Working, Eating, Looking for things I had just a minute ago - My Life
069 - Bliss, give me books, french wine, fruit
070 - The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page
071 - See your life as a great adventure. Remember that every dream starts off small. Keep pushing the envelope. ~Robin Sharma
072 - Elegance is the only beauty that never fades. ~Audrey Hepburn
073 - If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning
074 - There are two means of refuge from the misery of life: Music and cats. ~Albert Schweitzer
075 - When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people. ~Abraham Heschel
076 - If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun
077 - The world is your oyster, it's up to you to find the pearl. ~Chris Gardner
078 - Smart enough to know better, old enough not to care.
079 - A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and sings it back to you when you've forgotten the words.
080 - I've put myself in time out until I can play nice with others. This may take awhile.
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081 - In my defense, the moon was full, and I was left unsupervised.
082a - Today you are you, that is truer than true! There is no one alive who is youER than you! ~Dr. Seuss - Happy birthday to you!
082b - Today you are you, that is truer than true! There is no one alive who is youER than you! ~Dr. Seuss
083 - I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. ~Edgar Allen Poe
084 - If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough. ~Meister Eckhart
085 - I'll love you till the cows come home, and longer
086 - My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was sixty. She's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is! ~Ellen DeGeneres
087 - We are the people our parents warned us about
088 - We neither get better or worse as we get older, but more like ourselves. ~Sr. Robert Anthony
089 - Live like someone left the gate open!
090 - Being kind is more important than being right. ~Andy Rooney
091 - Walk around feeling like a leaf. Know you could tumble any second. Then decide what to do with y our time. ~Naomi Shihab Nye
092 - People who think that Global Warming is FAKE believe that pro-wrestling is REAL!
093 - Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. ~Dr. Seuss
094 - Special friends will never be forgotten. The dog represents all that is best in man. ~Etienne Charlet
095 - Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. ~Henry David Thoreau
096 - You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. ~C. S. Lewis
097 - Life is short, buy the shoes
098 - You are the sun, I am the moon. You are the words, I am the tune. Play me. ~Neil Diamond
099 - With deepest sympathy for your loss. … he will be our friend for always and always and always. ~Rudyard Kipling
100 - Thanks for putting a smile on my face.
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101 - Choose joy! It is loud, like God laughing. Thunder, when a drought has gone on too long. ~Marian Aitches
102 - The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. ~Bertrand Russell
103 - Dogs have Masters, cats have staff
104 - Thousands of years ago cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. ~Terry Pratchett
105 - Grow your own dope, plant a man
106 - Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got. ~Janis Joplin
107 - You are definitely my type.
108 - I love you to the moon and back.
109 - You're not over the hill; You're just on the back nine! Have a good round.
110 - Dogs' lives are too short, their only fault, really ~Agnes Sligh Turnbull
111 - The older the violin, the sweeter the music.
112 - I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 5 years in a row.
113 - Motherhood, all love begins and ends there. ~Robert Browning
114 - You are special. Resolve to be tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant with the week and wrong --- because sometime in your life, you will have been all of these.
115 - Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow. ~George F. Will - Time spent with a cat is never wasted. ~Colette
116 - I am an Exquisite Black Queen - Respect is Mandatory! ~Stephanie Lahart
117 - Dogs are children. Cats are teenagers.
118 - Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes … including you. ~Anne Lamott
119 - Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction. ~Antoine De Sant-Exupery
120 - We shall not go quietly back to the 50s.
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121 - The older I get, the fewer people I actually like. You continue to make the cut.
122 - Men are like wine -- some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. ~Pope John XXIII'
123 - God comes to us disguised as our life. ~Paula D'Arcy
124 - Celebrate your day! Dance! Trust Me! You really CAN dance! ~Vodka
125 - I love you more today than yesterday. You really got on my nerves yesterday.
126 - Run Wild!! Be excessive!! It's your birthday!! (as if you need a reason)
127 - How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good deed in a weary world. ~Shakespeare
128 - I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. ~Lily Tomlin
129 - When your children are teenagers, it is important to have a dog so someone in the house is happy to see you. ~Nora Ephron
130 - Expect nothing, live frugally on surprise
131 - A true friend is a rare bird.
132 - If a woman ruled the world there would be no wars!! Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
133 - Why does life feel to us as we experience it so desperately urgent and so utterly pointless at the same time? ~John Updike
134 - Be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.
135 - People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But people will never forget how you made them feel. ~Maya Angelou
136 - Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
137 - Thanks! Happy as a sea gull with a French fry.
138 - Keep calm and carry on.
139 - Things that get better with age .. And you!
140 - Only those who care about you can year you when you're quiet.
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141 - If someone throws stones at you, throw flowers back... in a clay pot.
142 - We all need five hugs a day just for maintenance!
143 - Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, you're a mile away and you have his shoes. ~Dave Barry
144 - We could slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. ~Will Rogers - Happy Birthday
145 - Sometimes you hear a voice through the door calling you. This turning toward what you deeply love saves you. ~Rumi
146 - We ought to do good to others as simply as ... a bee makes honey. ~Marcus Aurelius
147 - Sorry I haven't gotten back to you. I've been busy -- just opened a whole new can of worms.
148 - Time and memories. Sometimes fishing is about much more than fish.
149 - I've fallen in love many times, always with you.
150 - So many things I would have done but clouds got in my way ... It's never too late to be what you might have been. ~George Elliot
151 - No matter how far you have gone on a wrong road, turn back. ~Turkish proverb
152 - Winter, spring, summer or fall. All you have to do is call and I'll be there. You've got a friend. ~Carole King
153 - Be yourself. Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind. ~Bernard Baruch
154 - Rejoice, two unique souls have come together and fallen in love!
155 - Women love you, fish fear you
156 - Always forgive your enemies
157 - Wine does not make you fat, it makes you lean… against friends, chairs, tables, walls…
158 - You have to meet people where they are, and sometimes you have to leave them there. ~Lyania Vanzant
159 - A star shone at the hour of our meeting.
160 - When I count my blessings, I count you twice
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161 - Happy Birthday! It's all about attitude and authenticity.
162 - One of the chief pleasures of middle age is looking back at the people you didn't marry.
163 - I have no fear of depths and a great fear of shallow living.
164 - Sometimes love doesn't come to us. We have to go out hunting. It's like pigs looking for truffles. It's called dating. ~Patti LuPone
165 - Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself. ~Eleanor Roosevelt.
166 - You'll always be a chick magnet!
167 - Love is friendship set on fire
168 - No person has the right to rain on your dreams
169 - I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
170 - I can't stop drinking about you
171 - The most important reason for going from one place to another is to see what's in between. ~Norton Juster
172 - The older we get, the earlier it gets late.
173 - Leap and the net will appear. ~John Burroughs
174 - Follow your inner moonlight. ~Allen Ginsberg
175 - Gee it's fun raising things that never ever talk back to me.
176 - You're no better than anybody else, but nobody is better than you. Follow your passion. ~Katherine Johnson - NASA Pioneer
177 - We have nothing to fear but fear itself… and spiders
178 - Friendship is a sheltering tree. ~Samuel Coleridge
179 - In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different. ~Coco Chanel
180 - Why fit in When you were born to stand out. ~Dr. Seuss
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181 - Not knowing when dawn will come, I open every door. ~Emily Dickinson
182 - Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite.
183 - If you don't ask, the answer is always no. ~Nora Roberts
184 - Impossible. A word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. ~Napoleon Bonaparte
185 - Life isn't about finding yourself, it's about creating yourself. A work in progress.
186 - Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
187 - When I die, please bury me on a golf course ... so my husband will visit me often.
188 - Age doesn't matter unless you're a banana or an avocado.
189 - Everything in moderation. Including moderation. ~Oscar Wilde
190 - Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting so get on your way! ~Dr. Seuss
191 - Life is mostly froth and bubble, two things stand like stone - Kindness in another's trouble, Courage in your own. ~Adam Lindsay Gordon
192 - Verba volant, scripta manent. Spoken words fly away, written words remain. ~Latin proverb
193 - Sometimes it's okay if the only thing you did today was breathe. ~Yumi Sakugawa
194 - In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
195 - Rise and Dine! Happy Father's Day! Want breakfast in bed? Sleep in the kitchen.
196 - If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends?
197 - My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. ~Dame Edith Sitwell
198 - How bold one gets when one is sure of being loved. ~Sigmund Freud
199 - I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. ~Emma Goldman
200 - The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. ~Henry Boye
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201 - Hope that you are having a Willy good day!
202 - Cheap therapy
203 - It would take a helluva man to replace no man at all. ~Anna Quindlen
204 - You are a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key. ~Winston Churchill
205 - Some days… the best thing about my job is that my chair spins.
206 - Tweet others as U would like 2B tweeted
207 - Dancing is a short cut to happiness
208 - Heaven, where you meet all of the cats you have ever loved.
209 - If there are no dogs in heaven … when I die I want to go where they went. ~Will Rogers
210 - If you carry your childhood with you, you never become older. ~Abraham Sutzkever
211 - Don't diet, do cattitude. Cats instinctively arrange themselves in slim poses.
212 - If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. ~Andy Rooney
213 - Let's take our hearts for a walk in the woods and listen to the magic whispers of old trees.
214 - Thanks, mom, for reading us more than the riot act.
215 - When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. ~Mark Twain
216 - You were wild once! Don't let them tame you! ~Isadora Duncan
217 - Years, lovers and glasses of wine; These things must not be counted. ~Anthony Capella
218 - Old will always be 15 years older than we are
219 - Always be a little kinder than necessary. ~James M. Barrie
220f - Your time is limited … don't waste it living someone else's life. Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. ~Steve Jobs
220m -Your time is limited … don't waste it living someone else's life. Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. ~Steve Jobs
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221 - And, in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. ~The Beatles
222 - Someday we old folks will use cursive writing as a secret code.
223 - You light up my life. You are the horseradish in my Bloody Mary.
224 - Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~Robert A Heinlein
225 - If we are friends much longer, we'll start to look alike.
226 - You are the sky. Everything else - it's just the weather. ~Pema Chodron
227 - Looking for trouble! There's no BUDDY like a BROTHER.
228 - Love has a powerful way of removing the mask we all insist on wearing
229 - If life is really all about the journey… can I ride in your car?
230 - Ring the bells that still can ring... There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. That's how the light gets in. ~Leonard Cohen, poet
231 - Tell me what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? ~Mary Oliver
232 - Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable. ~Cesar A. Cruz
233 - I carry your heart with me (I carry it in my heart.)
234 - Moochas Gracias
235 - Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from indomitable will. ~Gandhi
236 - You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. ~Colette
237 - When you see crazy coming, cross the street! ~Lyania Vanzant
238 - Keep going! Embrace plan B!
239 - You know, the trouble with real life? There's no danger music. ~The Cable Guy
240 - Happiness often sneaks through a door, you didn't know you left open.
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241 - Just sayin' Family is an F-Word
242 - I am mother, hear me roar!
243 - Fight like a girl, this is our time. Equality, Dignity. Power
244 - The butterfly does not look back upon its caterpillar self, either fondly or wistfully; it simply flies on. ~Guillermo del Torro
245 - We go together like drunk and disorderly
246 - To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. ~William James
247 - The last thing I want do to is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
248 - I am no longer accepting the things I cannot change. I am changing the things I cannot accept. ~Angela Davis
249 - Love being 60+. Made a bucket list! Then made "B" an "F". ~Jerry Seinfeld
250 - Life is not a fairy tale. If you lost your slipper at midnight, you were probably drunk.
251 - We can't always Walk the Walk, but if you need someone to Drink the Drink, I'm your girl.
252 - Yesterday I saw a squirrel trying to carry a bottle of wine up a tree! I think I've found my Spirit Animal!
253 - Grief isn't something you get over. It's something you go through. Time goes by so slowly, but time can do so much.
254 - Women with a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
255 - Cheers! Have another drink! Celebrate, in dog beers, you've only had ONE!
256 - HOPE begins in the dark. ~Ann Lamott
257 - Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket. Save it for a rainy day!
258 - Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath, and a glass of wine. ~Thomas Aquinas
259 - Sky above, Earth below, Peace within
260 - I may be your biggest fan
MOTHER'S DAY / BABY
B01 - A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman… the handsomest two things that can be seen. ~Benjamin Franklin
B02 - When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of the fairies. ~Peter Pan
B03 - I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity ~Eleanor Roosevelt
B04 - Motherhood, All love begins and ends there. ~Robert Browning
MD01 - Happy Mother's Day! Nine times out of ten, children get their awesomeness from their Mother!
MD02 - Mom, your strength, open arms and understanding heart have given me the wings to fly. Happy Mother's Day!
MD03 - Happy Mother's Day! One to whom you hurry when you are troubled. ~Emily Dickinson
MD04 - Don't forget to pick up a bottle of wine for your mom for Mother's Day… because you're one of the reasons she drinks.
MD05 - Mom is a title just above queen! Happy Mother's Day!
MD06 - Thank you! For raising the man of my dreams! Happy Mother's Day
MD07 - Gee… it's fun raising things that never every talk back to me! Happy Mother's Day
MD08 - Mom. Thanks for being my role model.
MD09 - Mom. Domestic goddess and dragon slayer!
MD10 - Thanks, Mom, for reading us more than the riot act.
MD11 - You never really realize how awesomely well-stocked your parent's fridge is until you move away.
FATHER'S DAY
FD01 - Hot Dad, your uncool coolness always inspires me!
FD02 - Dad. Not all superheroes wear capes! Happy Father's Day
FD03 - Time & Memories. Best Grandpa ever! Sometimes fishing is about much more than fish.
FD04 - Dad, you're neat
FD05 - Rise and Dine! Happy Father's Day! Want breakfast in bed? Sleep in the kitchen.
FD06 - Happy Father's Day! Women love you. Fish fear you.
FD07 - Rest assured, my cub. A lion never loses sleep over the opinion of sheep.
HOLIDAY
C01 - God bless us every one! ** No exceptions **
C02 - A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle.
C03 - Peace on earth, good will to men. If women ruled the world, there would be no wars.. Just jealous countries not speaking to each other.
C03 - Holiday wishes for peace on earth, if women ruled the world there would be no wars
C04 - Season's greetings. Live every day like your hair's on fire ~Zen Proverb
C05 - When I'm asked, "Where is your Christmas Spirit?" is it wrong to point to the wine rack?
C06 - Yes, Santa, I have been naughty this year. And it was worth it... you fat, judgmental geezer
NY01 - Season's greetings. Have a daring New Year!
NY02 - Cheers to a New Year! And another chance for us to get it right! ~Oprah Winfrey
GRADUATION
G01 - Way to go, Graduate! Look out world! Life always bursts the boundaries of formulas. {male images}
G02 - Way to go, Graduate! Look out world! Life always bursts the boundaries of formulas. {female images}
G03 - Your time is limited ... don't waste it living someone else's life. Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. ~Steve Jobs {male images}
G04 - Your time is limited ... don't waste it living someone else's life. Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. ~Steve Jobs {female images}
G05 - Don't let dogma dim your karma, congratulations
G06 - Congratulations Graduate! You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. ~Colette
G07 - Graduate, congratulations. Look out world, My education was interrupted only by my schooling. ~Winston Churchill
G08 - Graduate … Leap and the net will appear. ~John Burroughs
G09 - Way to go! Good luck on your new adventure! May the bridges you've burned light the way.
G10 - Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. LIVE the life you have IMAGINED. ~Henry David Thoreau
G11 - Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself. ~Eleanor Roosevelt
G12 - Life isn't about finding yourself. It's about creating yourself. A work in progress.
G13 - Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? ~Mary Oliver
G14 - Advice from a tree: STAND TALL and PROUD. Drink plenty of water. Seek nourishment from earth, fresh air, light. Be content with your natural beauty. Be flexible. Dance in the breezes. Remember your roots.
G15 - See your life as a great adventure. Remember that every dream starts off small. Keep pushing the envelope. ~Robin Sharma
POLITICAL
P01 - What Washington needs is adult supervision. ~President Obama
P02 - People who think that Global Warming is fake believe pro wrestling is real!
P03 - The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil ... is for good men to do nothing. ~Edmond Burke
P04 - Make America think again!
P05 - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large crowds. ~George Carlin
P06 - Don't blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus. ~Dan Nielson
P07 - Members of Congress should be compelled to wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers… so that we could identify their corporate sponsors
P08 - The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos. ~Jim Hightower
P09 - When everybody does better, Everybody does better. ~Jim Hightower
P10 - I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one!
P11 - Boxers or briefs? Depends.
P12 - In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. ~Napoleon Bonaparte
WOMEN ROCK
003 - I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered, but I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog - no good in bed, but fine against a wall. ~Eleanor Roosevelt
010 - Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave
022 - Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events
024 - With age come wisdom and cattitude. State of feeling immensely superior, but not arrogant.
039 - You Rock
048 - You are the Queen of the forkin' universe
050 - Good judgement comes from experience
052 - Live every day like you're hair's on fire
053 - Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. ~Anais Nin
073 - If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning
076 - If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun
087 - We are the people our parents warned us about
105 - Grow your own dope, plant a man
116 - I am an Exquisite Black Queen - Respect is Mandatory! ~Stephanie Lahart
120 - We shall not go quietly back to the 50s.
132 - If a woman ruled the world there would be no wars!! Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
179 - In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different. ~Coco Chanel
180 - Why fit in When you were born to stand out. ~Dr. Seuss
203 - It would take a helluva man to replace no man at all. ~Anna Quindlen
224 - Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~Robert A Heinlein
243 - Fight like a girl, this is our time. Equality, Dignity. Power